Twip battle - I will translate English - VS - I will translate Your

English:

Do you need your text translated to Spanish or Catalan?
My Twip offers you a great solution, just 1000 ₽ for 500 words.

I have been studying English since I was a child. Indeed, I grew up in a trilingual atmosphere with Catalan, Spanish and English.
I have gotten Cambridge certificated diploma, and for the last year I have been working as an English teacher. 

Order your translation now and it will be done in the shortest time possible. 

Deutsch:

Brauchen Sie eine Übersetzung aus dem Deustchen ins Katalanisch oder Spanish?
Ab 500 Wörter für NUR 1000 ₽!

Ich habe Deutsch seit 5 Jahren gelernt. Seit letzes Jahr wohne in Deutschland, weil ich hier in der Universität studiere.

Bestellen Sie jetzt Ihre Übersetzung.

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Please read carefully.

For anything outside the scope of this Twip CONTACT me first BEFORE you order.  If you don't see it here ASK FIRST.

I will translate your article into French Spanish German or Russian up to 500 words for 1000 ₽.00.

This is for standard translation.

No frills. No bells. No whistles.

Please submit your article in a plaintext text file with no formatting.

It will be usually delivered within 12-15 hours when possible.

DO NOT hesitate to ask me any questions at all you may have about this or
any Twip BEFORE ordering. If you have ANY questions or doubts about anything ASK!

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